Ingredients

16 oz elbow macaroni, or whatever pasta shape makes you happy

½ c. mayonnaise

1 tbsp red wine vinegar

1 tbsp coconut sugar

¼ tsp salt, plus more to taste

Freshly cracked black pepper

¼ cup milk

1 tbsp pickle juice

2 oz can sliced black olives

3 - 4 dill pickle spears, diced into 1/2 in cubes

¼ cup chives, chopped into teeny tiny chive tubes

1 cup carrot, diced into 1/2 in cubes

¼ cup radish, thinly sliced

½ cup celery, diced into 1/2 in cubes
Directions
Step 1
Boil pasta in heavily salted water according to package directions or until tender. Drain and set aside.

16 oz elbow macaroni, or whatever pasta shape makes you happy
Step 2
While the pasta is cooking prep/cut all of your vegetables.

3 - 4 dill pickle spears, diced into 1/2 in cubes

1 cup carrot, diced into 1/2 in cubes

¼ cup radish, thinly sliced

2 oz can sliced black olives

¼ cup chives, chopped into teeny tiny chive tubes

½ cup celery, diced into 1/2 in cubes
Step 3
In a large mixing bowl combine the ingredients for the sauce. Mayo, vinegar, coconut sugar, milk, pickle juice, salt, and pepper. Whisk until no clumps remain. Taste test for seasoning and keep in mind that it's seasoning the pasta and all of the other toppings so you want it to be really bright.

½ c. mayonnaise

1 tbsp red wine vinegar

1 tbsp coconut sugar

¼ tsp salt, plus more to taste

Freshly cracked black pepper

¼ cup milk

1 tbsp pickle juice
Step 4
Add the cooked pasta and all of the cut of veggies to the sauce mixture. Mix to combine. Once again taste for seasoning and adjust accordingly. You can always add extra milk if you want more sauce, pickle juice for brininess, sugar for sweetness, and salt for saltiness.

16 oz elbow macaroni, or whatever pasta shape makes you happy

2 oz can sliced black olives

¼ cup chives, chopped into teeny tiny chive tubes

1 cup carrot, diced into 1/2 in cubes

½ cup dill pickle spears, diced into 1/2 in cubes

¼ cup radish, thinly sliced

½ cup celery, diced into 1/2 in cubes
Step 5
Allow to chill, covered, for at least an hour, but ideally 2+ so that it fully chills and all of the flavors combine.
Step 6
ENJOY!